mccallister

A person who is strong, independent, atrative, person who kicks butt.

Darn I wish I was a McCallister

mccallister by Kelleiny September 12, 2015

The kevin mccallister 

When you open all the pizza boxes at a party and jerk off on all the toppings, leaving just the cheese pizzas alone.

Who the fuck pulled the Kevin McCallister on my meat lovers?

The kevin mccallister by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017

Tits McCallister 

A man that has big man tits that is over weight.

Frank: Hey Tits McCallister
Billy: shut up its not my fault i have big man boobs its genetic

Tits McCallister by smart but dumb June 1, 2010

Stephanie McCallister 

The sweetest, smartest, most beautiful girl i know.

Wow, that stephanie mccallister girl is absolutely amazing!

Stephanie McCallister by 7685 March 11, 2009

douche mccallister 

someone who resembles part douche, part deuce mccallister and that eats the excrement of assholes. no one likes these "douche mccallister"s, because of their lack of brain activity and over activity of smell.

man, that pat galloway is a douche mccallister.

why do you say that?

cause he's a smelly douche-looking mother fudger and i cant stand the odor any longer.

douche mccallister by saucy mcgee May 28, 2008

Devin McCallister 

He is a very sweet and intelligent person. I would be lost without him. He is the one I go to for everything. He has changed my life for the better. I love him with all my heart. If your friends with this guy, then you are a very lucky person.

I love Devin McCallister

Devin McCallister by iloveyoubabes April 24, 2011

McAllistering 

To approach into another coworkers cubicle without making a sound and stare at them, then give them an awkward smile when they turn around.

James attempted McAllistering his female manager, and ended up with a sexual harassment charge.

McAllistering by ninja_m0nkey October 28, 2011