Zachibald's definitions

Furry sex

Fun to watch, talk about the suits and music in the vids, technically not sex cuz no dick shown!

I love that furry dick. Uwu
Furry sex galore.
Shove that up my furry wolf asshole I dare ya.
Love your self furry dick? Bite down I dare ya.

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Aunt Jen

Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.

Aunt Jens here! Op she's drunk don't let her get poison oak in er cooter!

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

Nanny-cam sitter

Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.

Person#1:Lana is babysitting rn
Person#2: but she's such a nanny-cam sitter
Person #1: ikr

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

caca slider

A caca slider is when a person poops on a slippery surface and lets it slide. Mostly happens when a man poops in the shower and it falls in the drain.

Guy in shower "Woah a fuggn' caca slider!!"
Greg in the living room "Zach yo so gross man, what the dingle dangle!?"

by Zachibald July 26, 2024

alefnole

Alefnole is a misspelled version of the symbol I am too bored to look up. Love y'all boys n girls non sexually but maybe I'll give you a kiss! Alefnole

Bru alefnole

by Zachibald July 21, 2024

G.U.A.L.

Getting Up And Leaving. Say you are gaul when you are getting up and leaving.

*Silence at a party*
George: Well I'm G.U.A.L.
Zach: ok bye

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by Zachibald July 27, 2024

Spotify/drug butt neighbors

Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park

Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts

Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.

"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"

Bruh call em Spotify/drug butt neighbors

by Zachibald July 21, 2024