Here's how it happens: she drinks 19 swigs of vodka and wine goes out in the forest Nudeified (butt naked with just a black T-shirt) hugs a tree and sings the bee gees to Aunt JoJo. Also an old ass fart with 9 kids.
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Idiot neighbors that blast bass at night in a trailer park
Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts
Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.
"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
Teenage drugasses that suck at night sometimes just drugasses or drugbutts
Crack smoking neighbors that blast bass and deal drugs next to your house.
"Next time I hear your dogs barkin I'll shoot'cha bitches"
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
I love that furry dick. Uwu
Furry sex galore.
Shove that up my furry wolf asshole I dare ya.
Love your self furry dick? Bite down I dare ya.
Furry sex galore.
Shove that up my furry wolf asshole I dare ya.
Love your self furry dick? Bite down I dare ya.
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
When you/a sibling/your friend gets to stay home alone and no one else is there. Usually not by accident but is for a long long time. Usually if you want to be a Kevin McCalister do this:
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Go to the store buy random junk your mom won't let you have or food and gorge yourself
Order pizza and hide the boxes
Pretend you are getting robbed and set up traps
And set up traps for when your parents get home.
You don't have to do these things, just if you wanna be like the movie. To be a Kevin McCalister you have to be at home for longer than 1 hour 30 minutes, you need to be younger than 13, and no one should check up on you to be a Kevin McCalister.
Bro Isaac threw a massive load party when his parents weren't home. He's such a cool Kevin McCalister.
by Zachibald July 27, 2024
Noun: A baby sitter (usually in movies without getting caught) who has sex with a child they are babysitting.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.
Noun: Stupid Granny baby sitter who does nothing but bitch to the kid.
by Zachibald July 21, 2024
Alefnole is a misspelled version of the symbol I am too bored to look up. Love y'all boys n girls non sexually but maybe I'll give you a kiss! Alefnole
Bru alefnole
by Zachibald July 21, 2024