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McBlumpy 

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McBLUMPY -a blumpy but conducted in a toilet in a Mcdonalds.

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My quarter pounder went straight through me so she enjoyed my bic mac as I was making brown.She gave me a McBlumpy.
McBlumpy by Andrew Maclean April 14, 2008
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McBlumpkin 

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A blumpkin recieved in the restroom of a McDonalds fast food resturant while the reciever eats a "Happy Meal."
After Sharif recieved his happy meal Jane gave him a McBlumpkin in the girls bathroom.
McBlumpkin by Juaon January 15, 2006
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Related Words
McBlumpy • Mcblumpkin • McBlumpkin Decker • Chicken McBlumpkin • FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN • ronald mcblumpkin

ronald mcblumpkin

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getting a blumpkin while eating a big mac. (getting your knob slobbed while pooping and feasting)
bill vint and tommy yayo get ronald mcblumpkins all the time from really hot chicks.
ronald mcblumpkin by T. Llello July 27, 2004
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McBlumpkin Decker 

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When you get a blumpkin while leaving an upper decker in the rest room of the golden arches.
Get theirs to go... They've been in the bathroom long enough to leave a McBlumpkin Decker.
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Mcblumpkin 

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Getting a blowjob in a Mcdonalds while at the same time taking a shit in there bathroom stall.
dawg she was such a slut, we stopped in the Mcdonalds after the club and she gave me a mcblumpkin.
Mcblumpkin by tdepergola August 25, 2011
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McBlumpkin 

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The tasteful act of receiving oral pleasure while sitting on a toilet inside a McDonalds restaurant.
Yo, I just got a McBlumpkin from Tammy's ugly ass while eating a 20-piece off her head!
McBlumpkin by scroTIMOTHY February 24, 2017
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FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN

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aka b. ROPER
Hey look, there goes felchy givin' a blumpkin again.
FELCHY MCBLUMPKIN by SID November 13, 2003
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