Definitions by scroTIMOTHY

McBlumpkin 

The tasteful act of receiving oral pleasure while sitting on a toilet inside a McDonalds restaurant.

Yo, I just got a McBlumpkin from Tammy's ugly ass while eating a 20-piece off her head!

McBlumpkin by scroTIMOTHY February 24, 2017

Brown Plague 

An unfortunate sickness of the stomach that requires one to be almost permanently stationed on the toilet. The increase in the number of bowl movements is typically accompanied by a stool consistency similar to muddy water.
i.e. Hershey Squirts

I'm sorry bro, I can't make it out tonight. I've got a bad case of the brown plague. I've been on the toilet all day.

Brown Plague by scroTIMOTHY January 23, 2017