SID's definitions

White Willy Vacuum

When someone snorts crack off of a penis.

"She did a white willy vacuum on that guy at the party"

by Sid April 8, 2005

Wasteland

A state of mind in which you think up ridiculous ideas which at the time seem to make perfect sense but upon review at a later time are revealed as complete nonsense and are usually quite humoress. This can be be attributed to drug use, lack of sleep, or any similar effects.

My mind was a total Wasteland when I wrote down: "The monkeys, ARE TALKING!"

by Sid August 8, 2003

Tallywhacker

One who uses inhalants to get high.

by sid August 11, 2003

Chooky

The art of leaving a social event in the midst of fun and games, and be dragged home by the testicles that your girlfriend has a firm grip of, then to say you shall be back in 1 hour precisely, only to never turn up at all.

"To do a chooky"

Chooky - "Back in an hour guys"
1 hour later...

Azmoden - "Where the f#$k is chooky?"

by sid January 14, 2004

prozzak

The most neat-o kazeet-o band ever! I luv u milo & simon! xoxo

"I camped out at the box office so that I could get front-rwo, center tix 4 Prozzak." (please note - they are no longer touring.)

by Sid August 17, 2003

Muffin Tops

The piece of fat that hangs over the tops of girls jeans when they have been inhaling too many pies (or beers) and shoe-horning themselves into their hipster jeans that they purchased 4 years before. Also known as fatty mall hangers

Sid: "Hey Paul, check out the muffin tops on her"
Paul "Oh shit, that puts me off more than your Organzola

by Sid October 12, 2004

ting-tong

White man with dread-locks who thinks of Tai descent.

Listen to that ting-tong trying to speak with the local folk.

by sid December 9, 2003