McBained

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To get beaten up by a hugely muscular tough guy.
also McBain- describing someone who performs feats of action hero impossibility like McBain, that Guy from the Simpsons

Dude, that gorilla just McBained that old grandma!
Did you see that guy jump off the roof, shoot Osama, blow up the low flying helicopter, eat three fire snakes alive, screw that hot chick, and single handedly take out three martial arts experts in one fluid motion? That was McBain!

McBained by Germ the Germy Germinator November 6, 2003

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McCained

Put to death for committing treason against the Republic of the united States of America.

I look forward to the day that the wicked communist infiltrators are McCained for their crimes against the Republic.

McCained by DoYouAwoo September 28, 2018

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McCained

To get absolutely crushed in a contest, competition, or race.

Dude: The Lakers didn't just lose. They got McCained.

McCained by Port and Stout July 4, 2008

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McCained

Being beaten at sometihing by a black man.

See Obama and McCain

My white friend got McCained when his girl ran off with that black guy.

McCained by JackNerk March 21, 2009

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McCained

When you are micromanaged into something that was actually terrible for your career, and completely against what you yourself wanted to do.

Hugh: Hey, you know Robyn? Who did 'Konichiwa Bitches'? She had a hit in, like, 1997 with that 'show me love, show me life, baby show me what's all about' song.

Caitlin: Wow. Someone got McCained...

McCained by H&CinOz January 12, 2009

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McCained

When someone's argument is "shot down", or nullified. Referring to John McCain when his attack plane was shot down by an anti-aircraft missile in Vietnam.

Peter got McCained on Tuesday in the Debate Club.

McCained by "Taylord" January 26, 2008

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McCained

Rendering your computer's OS highly inoperable through such things as a total unawareness of the basics of virus protection, .exe files, or that popups aren't free games.

I wouldn't fuck with John today; he McCained his computer and didn't have anything backed up.

McCained by Sheryl Berry October 14, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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