Mc Diddle 

Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99

Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.

Mc Diddle by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021

mc diddies 

short for mc donald's

Lets go to mc diddies. I'm hungry.

mc diddies by TheLazyGenius December 18, 2009

Michael McDiddle 

An old campfire story and song. The story is about a child diddler who plays tug-of-war with little kids in his campsite tent at night. Predecessor to the Pedobear. The song, slightly different, tells of a little boy named Johnny who is warned not to play his fiddle because the sound will attract the scary Michael McDiddle to his tent. A truly frightening song for little kids. It always gets them to stay quiet 60% of the time, every time.

"Little Johnny boy,
Little, little, Johnny boy,
When the lights go out don't you dare play your fiddle.
Little, Johnny boy,
Little, little Johnny boy,
In the night you'll feel the dick of Mr. Michael McDiddle."

Michael McDiddle by MugsyBogus May 23, 2013

mcdiddle 

a drunk girl that likes to finger herself in front of an entire party.

mcdiddle was diddling herself on the couch and everyone was watching.

mcdiddle by brittany warhol January 10, 2011

McDiddler

A creepy old man that works at McDonalds and tries to pick up kids while working.

Man that McDiddler that just gave me my food slipped his phone number in the bag....what a deusch berry.

McDiddler by stuart Flinders March 9, 2006

McDiddlescroot 

A sexual act involving a rapid transition from hand play to mouth play and, finally, full genital play. The entire transition usually occurs in less than 30 seconds.

I went to this girl's house to watch a feature film and before I knew it we had already completed a McDiddlescroot.

McDiddlescroot by Yiss June 9, 2017

Twittie Mcdiddlefart 

A grouping of words that is so funny when said aloud, that if you do not laugh upon reading it, your testicles will explode.

Note: If you do not have testicles, you will grow them then they will explode.

When teacher read "Twittie Mcdiddlefart" off johnny's paper, she shit her pants in front of the class.

Twittie Mcdiddlefart by Hooded Ninja April 22, 2010