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May May
He’s a stupid loser that loves sucking booty. He’ll always make you happy and he’s really tall but for some reason wants to be taller. His favorite three words are “I DONT KNOW” he’s a big rat and even though he’ll make you happy he WILL make you mad sometimes but all those things are out of good intentions cuz he’s like that. He’s a big romantic and he loves making bracelets. He’s really good at drawing except when he draws people it looks creepy. His eyes are really big and he’s eyelashes are so nice . He’s a BIG LOSER again. He’s a smart Boy too. He loves playing Roblox. Also he thinks he’s a loner but every one will love him if they get to know him. He’s a little weird too and FUCK HIM!!! And love him at the same time. He has a lot of emotions and you should let him express it. He sucks. he’s a chill guy but he’s really weird still. ARGHHHHG May May. He hates when he’s bald but you should shave his hair when sleeping. But really he’s a special guy, he’s caring, he’s sweet, thoughtful, pretty and a whole lotta other things. Everything he does is so god damn attractive. There’s so much about him and one day you’ll find it all out. And he really is knows how to steal ahsuya’s heart!!
May May by Everythingsucks August 27, 2022
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May-May tribe
The May-May tribe is a fictional indigenous group similar to the Mayan tribe living 50 km from St. Hermione hospital, known for their mysterious prophecies and unique calendrical systems. Often referenced in discussions about apocalyptic predictions and cultural interpretations of time, this indigenous tribe had once predicted that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, which was going to coincide with the fasting month of Ramadan. At a later time, it eventually turned out that this D-day is just the end of the calendar of May-May tribe which had spanned for 5590 years, which is akin to the end of the Showa era and the beginning of the Heisei era back in 1989 — as "apocalypse" is a concept coined by the modern civilization that is completely unknown to the May-May tribe.
Ever since I learned about the May-May tribe's prediction that the apocalypse would happen on Tuesday, April 2nd 1991, I can't help but wonder what other hidden meanings their calendar might hold.
May-May tribe by Emotional Cruiser October 22, 2025
Ji-May-May
Clairvoyant voodoo technique used by pygmy dwarves beneath Bhutan to enhance olfactory sensitivity that enables one to discern a person's thoughts through the smell of their sweat.
Girl one: Jesus fucking Christ, it's like she knows what I'm thinking all the time!
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
Girl two: this is because she has the power of Ji-May-May.
Ji-May-May by Bitches and Canes October 15, 2011
may or may not
may or may not by rubber314chicken March 3, 2009
may or may not be
Quite possibly the dumbest phrase ever. As if there could, in some other scenario, be some unknown third outcome other than the aforementioned two.
may or may not be by Skelington December 30, 2003
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