Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018

mattsie

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

mathilized

to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Are you sure you don't want to study more?

No, I'm prepared. I just got mathilized.

by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017

matterize

Creating or manufacturing something that has only existed in imagination until now.

If you have an idea, you should matterize it before it becomes irrelevant.

by maker3000 June 10, 2020

mathilized

mathilized- verb, to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Dude wtf are u doing we have a test tomorrow

I have other cats to whip, I just got mathilized anyway

by highongrapes March 20, 2017

Matrixize

To use light kung fu moves on your girlfriend in the style of NEO in the movie The Matrix

She came at me flailing, but I matrixized her real quick.

by mriley29 October 16, 2004

Martinize

Get rid of useless, low-life ghetto trash

He was running from the police so they had to Martinize him.

by H. Yellow August 29, 2013