mattimized

mattimized means a guy doing everything at the same time but actually not doing anything

Matt has been mattimized all day at work, but could not get anything complete.

Don told Oscar to stop mattimized at work, and maximize his time from 9am -6pm.

by guccigang0606 October 4, 2018

mathilized

to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Are you sure you don't want to study more?

No, I'm prepared. I just got mathilized.

by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017

mathilized

mathilized- verb, to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Dude wtf are u doing we have a test tomorrow

I have other cats to whip, I just got mathilized anyway

by highongrapes March 20, 2017

MaximizedGamer

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.

MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.

by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012

maximized awesomeness

Can't get any better than this; ultimate perfection

Seeing Duran Duran live in concert in 2016 after 30+ years of fandom, for me, was maximized awesomeness.

by daytripr May 22, 2017

Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018