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mattimized

mattimized means a guy doing everything at the same time but actually not doing anything
Matt has been mattimized all day at work, but could not get anything complete.

Don told Oscar to stop mattimized at work, and maximize his time from 9am -6pm.
mattimized by guccigang0606 October 4, 2018
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mathilized 

to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test
Are you sure you don't want to study more?

No, I'm prepared. I just got mathilized.
mathilized by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017

mathilized 

mathilized- verb, to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test
Dude wtf are u doing we have a test tomorrow

I have other cats to whip, I just got mathilized anyway
mathilized by highongrapes March 20, 2017

MaximizedGamer 

MaximizedGamer is regarded as the best gamer in the world, any game that comes across his path are just considered raped. Competitions aren't a challenge for this one also, defeats everyone who dares to step in his way. So, Lets just say MaximizedGamer is a douche bag.
MaximizedGamer won 1rst place in the Mario SpeedRunning Championships.
MaximizedGamer by NotMaximizedGamer September 9, 2012

maximized awesomeness 

Can't get any better than this; ultimate perfection
Seeing Duran Duran live in concert in 2016 after 30+ years of fandom, for me, was maximized awesomeness.

Mattisize 

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁
I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?
Mattisize by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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