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Mattise is the kind of girl who likes you or doesn't like you. She has a couple of super close friends who she loves and will cherish for her whole life. She loves meeting new people. She is very thin and she is super good at whatever sport she tries to play. Shes always running around and never gives up. She has a great personality and everyone would want to be friends with an mattise. She isn't too popular but still has good friends. If someone is going through a rough tijme with their friends, mattise will always let them into there friend group. May I add, she throws the best parties. Shes a super fun peppy girl and if you ever come across a mattise, tell them they are awesome and that you love them, because they deserve an compliment. Don't ever leave a mattise alone in a room, they will destroy something. Mattises are the greatest friends to have, so do not lose them.
mattisen
A mattisen is a type of drink. Usually very fruity, but can be spiked to liven up the party. This drink is bubbley, delicious, but does not have a very good after taste. But most love it, mainly because it is addictive.
mattisen by HeatherRoseJillian December 2, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026