mattise 

Mattise is the kind of girl who likes you or doesn't like you. She has a couple of super close friends who she loves and will cherish for her whole life. She loves meeting new people. She is very thin and she is super good at whatever sport she tries to play. Shes always running around and never gives up. She has a great personality and everyone would want to be friends with an mattise. She isn't too popular but still has good friends. If someone is going through a rough tijme with their friends, mattise will always let them into there friend group. May I add, she throws the best parties. Shes a super fun peppy girl and if you ever come across a mattise, tell them they are awesome and that you love them, because they deserve an compliment. Don't ever leave a mattise alone in a room, they will destroy something. Mattises are the greatest friends to have, so do not lose them.

Person 1: Look at the new girl, she looks nice
Person 2: Yea I wonder what her name is
Person 1: I bet it is something original, like Mattise

mattise by brit68945 December 18, 2019

Mattison 

A Mattison is a gorgeous, tall, beautiful goddess, who makes the people around her wish that they could be her. She is the kindest and sweetest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life. Dating a Matti is like dating an angel who has fallen from the sky and their only purpose is to be the greatest and most perfect person you could think of. She is very caring and love music and catching up with old friends. She reminisces in life and has a thoughtful outlook on like. Matti is the type of person that you always want to be around and being the boyfriend of a Matti will send shivers down your spine from her beauty.

Mattison is such a cutie

Mattison by NateFoster64 September 22, 2019

mattiela 

the name for the greatest ship ever

Girl 1: Look at that cute couple!
Girl 2: Aww they’re such a mattiela!

mattiela by mattielaismyotp January 9, 2019

Mattie 

Mattie is a walking goddess.

She can sing, she’s usually an athlete, and she’s incredibly attractive, inside and out.

She may seem as a little bitchy at first, but once you crack the code, she’s super friendly.

But be warned, cracking her code is a very daunting task. She’s very hard to read, like maybe one day she’ll talk to you, but then the next it’s like you’re totally irrelevant.

She’s also very self-deprecating. Make sure to tell her how important and amazing she is. She’ll need it.

Mattie LOVES to argue. She won’t get offended at your opposing opinions; she’ll fight for her own.

Love her. Take care of her. Don’t let her get away.

“Mattie, you’re perfect.”

“Shut up, no I’m not.”

“I beg to differ.”

Mattie by yuk0ncornelius January 22, 2018

Mad Dog Mattis 

US Marine Corp General, the only man that Chuck Norris calls SIR.

Chuck Norris, never heard of her, don't make me go Mad Dog Mattison on your ass “I come in peace. I didn’t bring artillery. But I’m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes: If you fuck with me, I’ll kill you all.”

Mad Dog Mattis by nothing is real June 6, 2016

mattsie 

Professional correspondence that contains what appears to be a poorly written text message.

An example of a "mattsie" would be a formal letter that includes the following: "She is a he haha he gets it all the time....he will be on time."

I made a mattsie in my last report and the report review staff rejected it.

mattsie by Coyote Bank Commander December 9, 2014

mattsexual 

A sexual orientation. Individuals who categorize themselves as mattsexual are sexually attracted to or aroused by individuals named Matt, most specifically a certain Matt who lives in the New York area. It is possible, and common to be mattsexual regardless of other sexualities. Heterosexuals, homosexuals, lesbians, bisexuals, asexuals, and peoples of all other sexualities have all cited being mattsexual as well. Matt is the sexiest human being ever to exist. His well-spoken, compassionate, lyrical kindhearted smoothies truly bring all the boys to the yard.

I am 100% hella Mattsexual.

I'd always known inside that I was Mattsexual, but one look at the boi and I was like damn, son. I am for sure Mattsexual.

Son, let me tell you a thing. I am Mattsexual. And that is totally okay.

mattsexual by MCD December 16, 2013