Matthew Dave 

he makes great saves and never shaves

matthew dave has a porn hub account

Matthew Dave by devo.jay July 11, 2022

Matthew Davey

Debatably the world's greatest guitarist. Super chill dude. Has been playing guitar since 2014. Hard rock guitarist. Mostly self-taught, except for the basics.

Matthew Davey is honestly the greatest guitar player ever.

Matthew Davey by JesusLover159 January 11, 2023

dave matthews 

Lead singer and guitarist for the Dave Matthews Band. Born in South Africa, moved to the U.S. He's one of the coolest and chillest guys in the world. Released a solo CD, "Some Devil". Likes to drink Jack Daniels.

Guy 1: Yo Dave Matthews is mad chill
Guy 2: Hells yea he is

dave matthews by Slow But Speeding June 11, 2006

dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

dave matthews bland by CasetteFM September 11, 2009

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome 

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome (D.M.B.S.) is a negative characteristic of something, which is otherwise enjoyable, but you are forced to HATE because said something's fans lack the ability to shut the fuck up about how much they love it.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic suffers from Dave Matthews Band Syndrome. See also The New York Yankees, Metallica, and Harry Potter.

Dave Matthews Band Syndrome by Wood Sage April 12, 2013

A Dave Matthews 

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

A Dave Matthews by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Dave Matthews Band 

Dave Matthews Band is a talented band that took root in Charlottesville, Virginia during the early nineties. Known for astonishing live performances, the band grew a cult following as diverse as the members, themselves. Word first spread of the “tripping billies” from Virginia through bootleg live recordings and counter-counter music festivals in 92. Featuring a discography that expands on every emotion, the blend incorporates a mix of jazz, folk, and jam-band. Benefiting from classically educated musicians, the mind-expanding arrangements have inspired music majors and instructors alike. The setlist is changed every night, meaning the band has dozens of intricate songs on memory, allowing 4 day-weekend performances. Though the band’s personalities are charming, humble and inclusive, trendhumpers go out of their way to piss on these guys. For some, it’s an intolerance of all things masculine; for others, hatred is fueled by the stereotypes of DMB followers. One critique being how bland, stupid and generic the band is-for this crowd, two radio edits are enough to ignore the 50+ other gems. Don’t be surprised if the david bowie loyalist in the purple v-neck quotes pitchfork media as a means of establishing his or her supremacy over your twelve years as a school-instructed musician. When defending Dave, speak of how eco-friendly the band is and moved on-you were deemed bro from the start but planted a little dave seed, you may have.

Hipster: Hey man, what you listening to?

Cellist: The Dave Matthews Band! I just got their ne...

Hipster: O no, bro (walks away)

Dave Matthews Band by pascalziffhume January 20, 2011