3 definitions by Mr. Butts

Beaver Pole

Not showering after having sex and using your penis to have sex with your next lover. They are getting the Beaver Pole.

He had sex with his wife and went to bed. He did not shower, and the next day he had sex with his girlfriend. She got the Beaver Pole.

by Mr. Butts July 11, 2022

A Dave Matthews

Experimenting with a hot dog in the back door for the first time.

Grab the Vaseline and the hotdog, it’s time to try a Dave Matthews.

by Mr. Butts July 9, 2022

Lumberjacking

the process of jerking off with both your left and right hands.

Your regular guy; "Man last night I was masturbating!"
A cool cat; "Oh yea? Last night I was Lumberjacking and I've never felt so ambidextrous!"

by Mr. Butts April 22, 2008