Matry 

matry is the person you need in your life! they’re so funny (mommy and daddy issues) and so kind (school phobia). BUT YEAH! Don’t forget that you’re clearly enough and ilysm, you didn’t deserve all of this i’m rlly sorry.
matry often has long black hair with a wolf cut!

Guys! Matry’s coming with us today!

Matry by vivilpbdumondeentier November 21, 2021

martython 

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.

John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.

martython by THW November 14, 2011

malcom and mary

Doing some extacy and then smokin a joint after

Hey try some of this malcom x....yo have you heard of malcom and mary

malcom and mary by Martin Chavarin August 11, 2008

mary lyn 

a really honest girl who tries their best to love others. she gets frusterated sometimes when people can't accept her love, but she just keeps on lovinnnnng because thats what mary lyns do.

mary lyn is so nice. she always has her arms wide open for a great big hug.

mary lyn by lawlzgurl123 December 30, 2010

Mary Joyce 

Mary Joyce is cute, funny, and sad.

Mary Joyce has gone through a lot yet she still manage to bend but never fall.

Mary Joyce by anonymous June 8, 2021

William and Mary Triathlon 

A tradition at William and Mary in which students go streaking in the Sunken Gardens (the central quad), go swimming in the Crim Dell (an algae-filled pond), and jump over the wall of the Governor's Palace (a building in Colonial Williamsburg) at night. Truly daring students do all of this naked.

Johnny: Dude, I saw you and your girlfriend naked in the Sunken Gardens last night!
Eric: Yeah man, we were doing the William and Mary Triathlon! Right after that, we went skinny-dipping in the Crim Dell!

William and Mary Triathlon by naked streaker May 31, 2018

Mary Ann 

An amazing beautiful person who is to good and nice for this world. Her heart is pure and forgives you no matter how you did her wrong. She has her frustrated angry moments but quickly apologizes to whoever she is with or maybe to herself. Her smile is contagious and her laugh sounds like a beautiful song. She is bright and happy and knows how to spread it around. If you ever meet or date a Mary Ann protect her because she is blinded by trying to see the goodness in people that she almost never sees the bad side. She is the most trustworthy person you could ever find. She's quirky, weird and fan girls over everything but that's what you love about her. She is definitely not afraid to stand out. Don't forget she loves snuggling and hugs.She feels guilty easily and sad movies make her cry although she has a weird love for the feeling of adrenaline. If you ever meet a Mary Ann don't let her slip away and make her feel safe.

Mary Ann is amazing!

Mary Ann by tteerr March 3, 2019