Mathole

(Math-hole, emulating asshole) Matholes are those kids in advanced math classes who claim to be able to help you with your math homework and that they're the best at math, and then tell you that they forgot that chapter when you actually present them with the assignment.

Matholes like to talk about all the fancy things they're currently doing in their glorious advanced math class, but usually cannot help you with your regular math homework. Do not even ask.

Matholes are annoying despite the fact that you probably have a few of them for friends, which doubles the annoyance. You're not bitter that you aren't taking their advanced math class, too; you're just rightfully pissed that they proclaim to be the math god{dess} but cannot help you with your "simple, easy" homework.

Mathole: "And tomorrow we're talking about {insert fancy pants math subject here}! Oh man, I love math. I'm so good at it. No one is better than me!"
Mathole's friend: "Oh, maybe you could help me with {regular math subject}?"
Mathole: "Oh... uh, I was sick that day. I don't remember it.*moves on to tell a fellow mathole an inside math joke that no one appreciates except those hopelessly enslaved to matholedom*"
Mathole's justifiably irritated friend: "*thinks* I wish my friend wasn't such a mathole."

by AnarchyPancakes May 20, 2009

Mathole

Matholes are amazing people. They are intelligent and will always help in times of sorrow and need. They are very empathetic. They are also very attractive and can get dates quite easily.

Have you seen Thato? You can tell that he’s a Mathole.

by Man Like Thato April 4, 2022

maxhole

Someone who is acting or being a goofball. Can also break stuff easily (E.x. - phones, microwaves, chairs). Although exteremly goofy, they are overall a great person to be around. makes everyone laugh

Max almost broke the microwave because there was nothing in it. He's such a MAXHOLE!

by ghana3 August 18, 2009

Buttered Meathole Surprise

a delicious dessert or form of anal sex or salad tossing.

Ingredients and directions include:
1. Melt a cup of butter down.
2. Put a female with her ass in the air on her stomach.
3. Pour butter all over her asshole.
4. Sprinkle with powdered sugar and cinnamon or your choice of sweetness
5. Pound or enjoy.

Im looking forward to my Buttered Meathole surprise after work. She has all the ingredients ready to go for a yummy time.

by Blake Dinkle June 29, 2009

mathlete

An individual who excels in mathematics to the point where he or she could make mathematics into a sport.

Dayum, I was like Kobe up in Calculus, I come from a family of mathletes.

by art-i-choke July 22, 2010

mathlete

n - An active participant in league-centered mathematical competitions, such as ARML, NYSML, and state-run programs.

Etymololgy: from the English math and athlete, a composite word invented circa 1975 by J. Bryan Sullivan, president of the national math league and math league coach of Hudson, Massachusetts and the Western Massachusetts Region.

The State math competition is a sight to see. The very thought of so many mathletes in one room inspires awe.

by Peter Goldstein October 8, 2004

Manhole

1. Cast metal circular cover providing access to an urban sewerage system.
2. Male orifice, typically the mouth but also could refer to the anus or butthole.

"You are talking out your manhole homes."
"Dude you want to keep your manhole covered or someone's gonna cap your ass."

by Trayfern August 30, 2013