Materism

The religion of those who worship Tow Mater and believe Cars 3 isn't canon

"After converting to Materism I started pulling hella bitches. Shit's crazy" - Ghandi or something idgaf

by N.ether August 24, 2023

mayerism

The act and/or actions in which one would live by as an UBER john mayer fan. Sharing copious amounts of unecessary facts with the rest of the world. Basically, being obsessed with john mayer and pushing him and his music on the rest of the world!

Making a small "john mayer" christmas tree for your room or a John Mayer Centre piece for your thanksgiving dinner.

by dave December 20, 2003

Masterism

The art of mastering everything.

I am awesome because I am the master of masterism.

by nickvet419 March 12, 2010

mateoism

when u warship balls

“bro i heart balls im a mateoist i heart mateoism!!!!!!!”

by ppoopoo827107 November 1, 2021

Maherism

A new religious movement headquartered in Quèbec that believes that Bill Maher is divine and uses his 2005 book "New Rules" as sacred text.

Hey jimbob try this new religion called Maherism, We worship Bill Maher here !

by earl300001 January 7, 2022

mateoism

when Mateo gaslights someone else into thinking they are a bad person after he makes a mistake .

(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.

Mateo: im doing a mateoism

by mateoism January 19, 2024

Maherism

**Maherism (noun):** A cultural and political ideology characterized by contrarianism and scapegoating, often exemplified by a tendency to challenge mainstream opinions while humorously critiquing the past without offering constructive solutions for the future. Followers, known as maherists, are masterful at being "always right" by never committing to a position, allowing them to critique others’ ideas with impunity. They revel in the absurdity of political discourse, using satire and irony to express their views while maintaining a perpetual air of superiority, as they declare, “See, I told you it wouldn’t work!” whenever an alternative fails.

My friend, studies Maherism every Friday night on HBO.

by Jtrexcordkeeper July 22, 2025