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masterbooping 

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.
"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."
masterbooping by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

masturvape 

the act of masturbating while simultaneously smoking an E-cigarette
I got so horny last night and needed to smoke so I masturvaped.
It was EPIC.
masturvape by agathacrispy January 3, 2015

masterooping 

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.
masterooping by chief121692 November 18, 2010

Masturbooping 

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping
Masturbooping by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Masturgoogle 

To search your name up on google, or to google yourself.
I masturgoogled myself last night.
She's into masturgoogling herself, although she never comes up.
I masturgoogle and i'm not ashamed of it.
Masturgoogle by masturgoogler May 18, 2010

masterpooping 

masterpooping is when you take a shit in your hand and then masterbate with said shit
I have nothing to do, I guess I will just spend the day in the bathroom masterpooping
masterpooping by onlycass August 5, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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