Masturvoop

The act of masturbating, vaping and taking a shit.

“Dude, I’ll be right back. I’m gonna go masturvoop!”

by Right&LeftNut October 30, 2020

masterbooping

When you take a dump and jerk off at the same time.

"damn, that brey chick is hot. But i gotta take a shit. I'm gonna go masteboop.

"mark's mom caught him masterbooping. He was covered in feces and semen."

by cuminmybutt January 12, 2008

masturvape

the act of masturbating while simultaneously smoking an E-cigarette

I got so horny last night and needed to smoke so I masturvaped.
It was EPIC.

by agathacrispy January 3, 2015

masterooping

masturbating while you take a poop.

one day i was sitting on the toilet masterooping.

by chief121692 November 18, 2010

Masturbooping

Jerking while pooping on the toilet.

man i was so bored sitting on the toilet, so i started masturbooping

by ZomgPoof December 12, 2011

Masturgoogle

To search your name up on google, or to google yourself.

I masturgoogled myself last night.
She's into masturgoogling herself, although she never comes up.
I masturgoogle and i'm not ashamed of it.

by masturgoogler May 18, 2010

masterpooping

masterpooping is when you take a shit in your hand and then masterbate with said shit

I have nothing to do, I guess I will just spend the day in the bathroom masterpooping

by onlycass August 5, 2010