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masturbationalist 

a Masturbationalist, is simply a person who finds that masturbation is the answer to all problems in the world.
bob: Hey, jim, why dont you join us masturbationalists?

jim: yeah? and how would that solve all the existing problems these days?

bob: thats a good question... you'll just have to masturbate to find out, eh?

Jim: hm... sounds good.. i think i will join the masturbationalists, then

bob: good move..im sure you'll like it
masturbationalist by Krimson~ November 3, 2006

Masturbatics 

The art of acrobatically masturbating.
Any chump can swing from a trapeze. However, it takes true skill to do so while simultaneously beating your meat, in an astounding feat of masturbatics.

masturbatinator

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
Designed to give lonely people artificial love.
Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!
masturbatinator by Dman 182 February 27, 2008

Masturbationalistic 

The severe addiction to people who severely like to masturbate.. Alot.
Gee, bob. You seem to like that masturbationalistic person thats masturbating on your couch.

Yes Jerad. I do enjoy watching that person, even though its a transvestite

(smiles and waves at the cacmera)
This is a relation to the Enzite comercials, but in no way copies them.

Masturbationalist 

Someone who is an avid enthusiast of masturbation. They take great joy in the act of self pleasure. This may include advanced techniques, controlled settings such as candle light and background music, complex fantasies and even foreplay. Masturbationalists typically have vivid imaginations and pay close attention to the details.
Undra, an avid masturbationalist, enjoyed lighting candles and listening to Kenny G while pleasuring himself for hours at a time.
Masturbationalist by Li. N. Ken March 2, 2009

masturbbatical

n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.

Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.

This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.

I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.

My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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