masturbatinator

A robot sent from the future with really big padded, moist hands that has a wank-speed of 2000 jerks per second.
Designed to give lonely people artificial love.

Cum with me if you are in the mood.

Asta la pasta

I am the masturbatinator feel my finger!

by Dman 182 February 27, 2008

Magnolia The Masturbinator

The most awesome power known to man--the power of MASTURBATION!!!

Dude, did you pull one off last night?

Yeah man, I went all 'Magnolia the Masturbinator' on mah dick last night, forreal.

by Liz Fucking Donnelly September 26, 2009