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masturbastical by Alexander David Ray 1 December 12, 2008
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Masturbatical
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010
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masturbbatical
n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.
I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.
My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
masturbbatical by Off For A Pint May 19, 2014
masturbbatical
Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
masturbbatical by mhmuss February 9, 2014
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masterbatical by Dieseltime March 2, 2018
How bout dem knicks?
A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple
A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.
In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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