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Mastabbatical 

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
Mastabbatical by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013
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Masturbatical 

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010

masturbbatical

n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.

Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.

This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.

I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.

My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.

masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time
Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
masturbbatical by mhmuss February 9, 2014

masterbatical 

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!
I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!
masterbatical by Dieseltime March 2, 2018