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masturbbatical

n. A period of leave from masturbation. Usually self-imposed by males to increase productivity on set assignments and at work in an attempt to avoid the consequences of procrasturbation.

Also used as a remedy for wanker's arm, wanker sores and the effects of masturbeating.
My penis is so sore I think I need to take a masturbbatical.

This paper is due next week. I need to take a masturbbatical, I have been procrasturbating so long I will never finish it in time.

I wanked so much today I think I may require a masturbbatical.

My cock took such a masturbeating the other day that I need to take a masturbbatical.
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masturbbatical

A break from masturbation for an extended period of time
Ari: I haven't jerked off in forever!
Max: Same, I am on a clean streak.
Jon: Oh you are on a masturbbatical!
masturbbatical by mhmuss February 9, 2014

Masturbatical 

A rest from mastubating, often lasting from two months to a year... or as long as one can manage.
Awkward coversation guy 1: Man, my dick is sore from bating all week. It's totally red and it even bleeds.

Guy2: What the hell are you telling me that for? But go take a masturbatical or something.
Masturbatical by Bigbobo47 March 31, 2010

masturbastical

Having almost as much fun and exicitement as you get when masturbating
hey baby, last night, watching that movie with you was masturbastical

Mastabbatical 

A self imposed period free from masturbation. Often employed by single men as a strategy to improve productivity at work and in other life pursuits. Regularly used in conjunction with a set end date or target time frame. Should be used with caution as is considered by many to present considerable health hazards.
"Did you hear that he is taking a 7 week mastabbatical? That guy has a tag like 5 times a day! That's gotta be tough."
Mastabbatical by TheProcessOwner August 19, 2013
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masterbatical 

To not Jack off to be harder at work!!
I have been working alot harder lately now that i am masterbatical!!!
masterbatical by Dieseltime March 2, 2018
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