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Wise Mystical Tree

A new weird meme. It's an image of tree with neutral/suspicious face.
I'm sick of viewing Wise Mystical Tree in my vk.
Wise Mystical Tree by ZeroNil October 10, 2022

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating
I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.
masticating by Stew September 17, 2004
A verb to chew/tooth somebody's finger like a carp. Frowned upon in post-infancy.
Guy: Did you see Jim masticarping Phillip in the bar last night?
Girl: I don't go to gay bars.
Guy: No, he was just so drunk he started chewing on Phil's finger.
Masticarp by Phredrikk October 8, 2011
To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.
I masticated my food.
masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Wise Mystical Tree

If you are over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have!
Bruh wtf up with that wise mystical tree bruh nahhhh
Wise Mystical Tree by Quasar_BBX October 13, 2022

Mystical 

A unique and beautiful girl.
May be different but that's what's makes her special. Very creative and loves art from dancing & singing to drawing & writing. Born to shine. Very nice and loves to help others might be shy at 1st but when she trusts you. Your going to know everything bout her. One thing for sure never say anything to defender a Mystical. Cause you'll never be more scared of anything in your life.
Kat. omg is that a Mystical

Cas. Ya she's my bff
Logan. Idc who's her friend she's gorgeous
Mystical by Heartless 365^/ August 22, 2017
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
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