Masterplan 

A destructive plan, thought by the cruel minds of this world, to rid us humans from the face of the planet.

"Escape all the traps in
our community, flood with a masterplan to get rid of us." by Flesh-N-Bone

Masterplan by Eternal Esta September 22, 2008

Manchester United Masterplan

1. A mistake made by Manchester United or one of its players
2. A reason for Manchester United to do something stupid or produce an embarrassing result
3. Confusing, unsuccessful tactics of Manchester United's managers

"why is Maguire still our captain? why is he still playing every week?"
"Don't worry, it's part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

"We lost to Brighton and Liverpool 4-0"
"We're sandbagging. It's all part of the great Manchester United Masterplan"

"We didn't finish in the top 4. Why do we have to have to see Ronaldo play on Thursday nights?"
"We didn't finish top 4 because we want to win an easier trophy in the form of Europa league, so we can end our 6 year trophy drought. See, it's all part of the Manchester United Masterplan"

Manchester United Masterplan by 🅱️oss May 10, 2022

MasterClashers 

A really fucking fat cunt

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

MasterClashers by I like cutting myself August 27, 2020

Masterman 

Masterman: A man who exudes mastery and integrity because he has self-discipline, confidence, clarity of purpose on a daily basis, and strategic direction of his life. Women are extremely attracted to a masterman (think Rockstar), young boys clamor to be lead by a masterman, and peers seek the counsel of a masterman often in the context of a mastermind group.
A masterman has mastered the art of initiative and positively contributes and participates in the lives of others.
A masterman is a success in all aspects of his life.

Young Boy (to friend): "I want to be just like that masterman when I group up!"

Sexy Babe (lustful thought): "I want to make babies with that masterman!"

Rich Dude (on phone): "Hey, your solution helped me close a mega-deal, thanks! You da masterman!"

Masterman by Love Linguist April 18, 2009

Good Ebening Masterclass 

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.

That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

Good Ebening Masterclass by Greg19 April 27, 2022

masterblathering 

Excited, pointless and always somehow self-referential verbal-diarrhea. (See ANY Tarantino interview.)

Not an example of usage, examples of actual masterblathering:

"You don't have to tell me how cool I am, listen to ME tell you how cool I am!"

"Did you see me at Madison's party? Everybody was waiting for me to do something cool, I know, but I made them wait until Madison was right next to me. Did you see it? I was SO AWESOME, dude!"

"So I watched this movie once called "City on Fire" at the video store they let me work at and I thought "Shit, nobody's seen this! If I can get Harvey Keitel and that funny-looking guy from Fargo I can totally rip off my first movie!"

masterblathering by ginsoak May 8, 2008

Master Plan 

A simple plan with a high success rate, but you must not tell ANYONE what it is.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan, ...... what u doin today?

Master Plan by mhurtado07 October 10, 2008