masterblanket 

the sickest most pimping badass youtube channel to ever exist on earth. this channel is constantly beasting.

my favorite youtuber is deferentially masterblanket.

masterblanket by masterblanket February 14, 2012

masterbanker 

A male who makes a living off selling his semen to a sperm bank.

Dude, that masterbanker makes $70,000 a year for wanking it and donating his junk.

masterbanker by Josh-Lizzle July 16, 2008

Masturblanket 

the blanket that one uses to cover their penis while masturbating. The blanket can be used as plausible deniability if someone walks into the vicinity.

Jeff: Aww man, my sister caught me wanking in the basement last Saturday.
Tony: That's your fault bro, that almost happened to me but I covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like I was just laying down watching TV.

Masturblanket by BRAPS July 25, 2012

Masturblanket 

The blanket one masturbates into/on or uses to wipe up cum, to prevent cum stains from getting on their furniture.

I was having company over so I threw my crispy masturblanket in the laundry machine, after cumming onto it one last time.

Masturblanket by ChippyLongcockings May 6, 2019