mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 5, 2009

Mastercrap

The subtle art of masturbation whilst enjoying a number 2. This mythical act is thought to be impossible as getting wood at the same time as taking a dump is weird.

It is perhaps only possibly by those who are aroused by such porn as 2 girls 1 cup.

Oh damn Tom Cruise this combination of viagra and laxatives is taking it's toll on me.

Well David Beckham you should probably go and try for a mastercrap. Might as well like.

Hells yeah. Peace be to xenu.

by Baron Von Longendong January 16, 2009

Mastercrafted

When a person or persons get run over and or cut up by a boat while in a body of water.

Dick: Did you hear about John the other day?

Jane: No I didn't, what happened?

Dick: He fell asleep on his water tube, and his ass got mastercrafted!!!

Jane: Damn! what a dumb bitch.

by Lokiofcali September 19, 2011

Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

by big jimz May 27, 2009

MasterClashers

A really fucking fat cunt

MasterClashers, more like I ate a massive burger just now could you give me my french fries cause I'm still hungry

by I like cutting myself August 27, 2020

Good Ebening Masterclass

When a team plays against a Unai Emery side, dominates the entire match and doesn't score and then the Unai Emery side scores in the 91st minute.

That Villareal win over Bayern was a Good Ebening Masterclass

by Greg19 April 27, 2022

mastercry

The process of masturbating well one is crying. Quite possibly the most pathetic act ever.

Tim mastercried himself to sleep after another night of parental abuse.

by Bagel June 1, 2004