mastercrap

an essay you wrote while talking to your best friend on facebook.

"Hey why'd it take you five minutes to reply to my message?"

"I was perfecting my mastercrap."

by star&sky May 05, 2009

Confuckyoulations

Used instead of "Congratulations" when speaking with an overly arrogant, bragging person.

Daniel: "Hey, Stacey! I just turned my six pack abs into an eight pack!"

Stacey: " ... Confuckyoulations!"

Daniel: "What a bitch..."

Stacey: "What an arrogant bastard."

by star&sky July 07, 2010