Mastardise
Mastardise by CallumFoster December 24, 2019
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mustardish
A) a condiment, that's, as the name implies, a combination of mustard and relish
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
B) a color that's a mixture of mustard yellow and relish green
C) adj: something that's dark, murky, and possibly yucky, combined
Ron,, from the Harry Potter series,: yuck, my mom sent me a mustardish sweater.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
Harry: it's actually maroon, you can't properly see the colour, due to the lack of light.
mustardish by Uncle Dimma July 20, 2013
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Bastardised
When a persons dad goes to the shops for a pack of fags and never comes back, they've been bastardised.
Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Barry was bastardised at an early age when his dad went to the shop for a pack of cigarettes and never returned.
Bastardised by RKingda July 28, 2015
bastardise
To make a bastard doesn't necessarily have to refer to people. Giving a legitimate word a new meaning could be bastardising the word. Basically, it's butchering the English language. See orphaned. If you have an idea, and someone takes the idea, changes it around and gives it new meaning, that's bastardising. If you design a newsletter, for instance, and someone else takes over and keeps part of your design but applies elements that don't match up with yours, that's bastardising. You get the drift.
Henry, how do you like the newsletter now that Sue's been doing it for a year?
I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.
Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?
Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.
I'd like it better if she hadn't bastardised my design.
Well, how do you like urbandictionary.com?
Half the people putting stuff up there just bastardise the language.
bastardise by Glenwood October 1, 2006
Bastardised English
What Americans speak.
It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?
It probably pisses you guys off that the rest of the world hates you, but seeing as you only just found out that there actually IS a rest of the world (shock horror) and you barely know who they are, why does it matter, eh?
1. It's fucking JAG-YOU-ARE, not JAG-WAR. The brand is from fucking Britain. It's pronounced however the British pronounce it.
2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.
3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.
2. America has come pretty far, I think they sent a bloke to space in the 60s or something and have caused one hell of a lot of global warming. So you're right there.
3. Americans do have better oral hygiene, so you're right there too. You can be safe in that knowledge when you're driving around in your fucking stupid pickup truck with a unnecessarily big 7 litre V8 under the bonnet which uses more petrol to go 2 metres than the average British car uses to go 50 miles. The example has to include Bastardised English, so there it is.
Bastardised English by A British Wanker May 14, 2009
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