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Last name of theatre producer Christopher Massimine. Generally used as a verb to describe someone who "fails upward," through a combination of chutzpah and fake credentials. But seeing as how that's kinda tautological, try this. Picture yourself in a small, cramped space. Add women with silk skirts and pillows attached to your head. Then add your father, run away and run into your lawyer who's daughter is a nurse whom you make love with on the floor of a court room that has no walls and where everybody is watching you as you writhe in ec

By adding a masters degree and a Tony award to my resume, I massimined myself into this new job and doubled my income!

Massimine by outdoorart August 20, 2021

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Massimiliano

A literate asf Italian hunk. He's got the brains and loves to party. Also looks sexy in a suit and is also known as "Massi".

Person A: Wow. That man was gorgeous in every possible sense. What's his name?
Person B: Massimiliano, of course.

Massimiliano by Candreva December 29, 2016

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massimiliano

Legend of our era. Gets all the ladies. Loves to have it noice.

Girls: "Look here comes the most hansome person if earth"

Men: "ill never be able to comepete with him!!"

Massimiliano means the god of everything

massimiliano by Lil mate October 28, 2017

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Massimiliano

It green it means the greatest of all time

Massimiliano is the greatest

Massimiliano by Yourmomleftyou_69 April 23, 2021

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massimiliano

massive penis

he has such a massimiliano

massimiliano by Moisturizer83 February 16, 2018

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Massimilino

Massimilino is a guy who smokes joints as if the world was ending tomorrow.

“I smoked a lot today”
“Bruh, Massimilino vibes”

Massimilino by Pakin June 8, 2023

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massiveness

Noun that refers to an imposing amount of mass. Can be used to comment on someone's intimidating or weak physic. Most commonly used for motivational purposes to boost a bros confidence before or after a GTL (gym, tan, laundry) session.

Yo Peter has been hitting the gym hard lately, check out his massiveness.

Yo bro, where's your massiveness?

C'mon man, don't just sit there. You're going to lose all your massiveness.

massiveness by GTL-P May 25, 2011

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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