massiveness

Noun that refers to an imposing amount of mass. Can be used to comment on someone's intimidating or weak physic. Most commonly used for motivational purposes to boost a bros confidence before or after a GTL (gym, tan, laundry) session.

Yo Peter has been hitting the gym hard lately, check out his massiveness.

Yo bro, where's your massiveness?

C'mon man, don't just sit there. You're going to lose all your massiveness.

by GTL-P May 25, 2011

The Massive

From Invader ZIM. The Massive truly lives up to its name with its gargantuan size. It is the Tallest's personal ship. Designed by Vortian engineers for Tallest Miyuki, The Massive is a bludgeon class vehicle that is the heart of the Irken Armada. The fuel pods contain Almighty Tallest Red and Almighty Tallest Purple's snack supplies. Captain Lard Nar lent a hand in the initial designs of the ship, while the Vortian who became Prisoner 777 finalized it.

Dib dreamt of ripping open The Massive and spilling its snacks into space.

by Scary Monkey May 23, 2004

massiv

Bigger than a crew, this is the collective noun for a large gang, which usually has a large amount of 'turf' to cover.

Da East Sutton Massiv is da best.

by David Watts January 02, 2004

Massive

One of the worst insults one can possibly called another. However, conversely can be used in a endearing way amounts only the closest of friends and communities

That guy is such a massive, he's not worth it

by Darkfireice September 09, 2019

massive

People, group, collective. Jamaican origin.

All de massive dem love reggae music.

by bamari July 10, 2003

massive

The people, the crew, lovers of jungle/ drum & bass

Big shout out to the massive

by piffy June 12, 2003

massivous

A term originating in the early nineties to indicate something that is beyond massive in size.

1. That has got to be the most massivious woman I've ever seen -- look at those cankles!

by superkris September 10, 2004