messiming
messiming by smitty jones May 18, 2008
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Harass Messaging
the act of continuously sending someone meaningless messages just for the sole purpose of annoying them.
"Ugh this is so annoying," said Arnold as he dropped his phone on the table with a loud sigh.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
"What's the matter?" asked Joe mysteriously.
"Oh, Frank is harass messaging me," Arnold replied, clearly annoyed.
Harass Messaging by Joe the Hoe October 19, 2012
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messing with
Playing/Joking around with another.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.
Playing tricks or jokes.
Horseplay.
Misconduct.
Deliberate wrong doing.
To waste time by engaging in aimless activity.
"I was just messing with him."
messing with by Consultajf December 14, 2008
Mego Messaging
Mego Messaging is when the person you are text messaging gives only one word responses the entire conversation.
Kaitlin: "Yo what is up dawg???"
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."
Scott: "nothing."
Kaitlin: " How you hangin??"
Scott: "good."
Kaitlin: "WTF...QUIT MEGO MESSAGING ME!!"
Scott: "cool."
Mego Messaging by Herps and Alexis Texas March 11, 2010
messing up
1. to do something wrong, make a mistake, or make a fool of yourself
2. to not be funny or interesting
2. to not be funny or interesting
messing up by loredaj March 30, 2010
just messing
Two definitions:
1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;
2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
1) Not being serious, not doing anything in particular, messing around;
2) Attempting to confuse, get a rise out of, kid with, jerk the chain of someone, mess with her head.
just messing by Wandadollgirl September 4, 2008
instant messaging
instant messaging by Tokyo July 28, 2008
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