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Massery

A Arabian who blends in the United States as a Caucasian person. Even though they are just trying to make a living, everyone thinks they are a terrorist. They are often corky, and usually hairy. They may even come off as a pedophile.
Mike: Hey that IT guy is a Massery
Greg: I hope he doesn't blow my computer up.
by MatSS February 14, 2014
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Oral Mastery

When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.
I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery is just life changing.

My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?

Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.
by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019
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Paul Massey

A 6ft 9inc unit that if any man came across would absolutely shit them self. He roams the maths corridors destroying anything in his path.He is also a lady's man with the eyes of an angle that anyone women would get lost in and automatically full in love with.His street name is Big Shlong and is the most feared MC in the business.
OH SHIT Paul Massey's coming skidadle
by Lady's Man Sam February 6, 2020
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Jack Massey Welsh

One of the most active channels ever. especially with him posting on 3 account regularly.
Known for having many playbuttons.
Also he is known for making a channel called "TurdBoi420" and getting it to 100k subs with no videos.
have you seen the new Jack Massey Welsh video?

Yeah, that mini tesla is sick!
by RandomDefs77 June 2, 2020
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Robert's Mastery Paradox

When your skill and talent are seemingly useless due to a series of unfortunate events, thus restricting you from winning or progressing.
Robert's friend was banned in CS:GO (a videogame) and the game demoted Robert to a lower division. Robert now struggles in the lower division due to an unlucky number of terrible teammates, and his skill is unrecognized. Robert's mastery paradox is haunting Robert, for fear that promotion to his true rank will take longer than expected, or worse, may never happen.
by SithLordTrevor November 27, 2019
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Jeremiah Massey

A band teacher who is really laid back and chill. Every day his attitude will be slightly different (sometimes very different)! Gets annoyed at off-topic questions but quickly gets over these small things.
“Hey, is that Jeremiah Massey in front of the band room?”

“Yeah, why?”

“He’s the best teacher and he’s really chill. You should join band.”
by FloofyPotato May 25, 2018
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Massey Style

The addition of pepperoni to anything edible, is in fact, Massey Style.
I would like my submarine sandwich, Massey Style. Okay, here is your sandwich, with pepperoni!
by Brian Easley June 21, 2006
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