maskery

A family name known to be a descendant of a hobbit. Maskery's are normally found running around eating poptarts and wearing cavemen outfits. Eventhough they are small, Maskery's have a large intelligence.

Oh look theres a small person, they must be a Maskery!

Is that Freddie Flinstone or a Maskery?

Is Stephen Hawkins really a Maskery?

by bumblebee22 May 11, 2008

Maskerbating

Wearing a mask while completely alone

Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!

by Photoist July 28, 2020

Oral Mastery

When one is so good with their mouth, tongue, and lips that they deliver non stop orgasms and never ending pleasure when performing oral sex, and give goosebumps and thoughts of procreation when they kiss others. They have the power to control one's thoughts and actions with their high level of Oral Skills. For females, finding a male with this priceless amount of oral talent, is the same as finding the Holy Grail.

I am so torn between being honest with my BF, or just leading him on more.......because his {Oral Mastery is just life changing.

My hot blonde friend Alyssa, said that Bruce licked her pussy better than you ever did Deb, and she said what dolt would not marry that Italian Stallion for his Oral Mastery alone?

Oh honey you better keep him happy, and be sweet to him, because with his level of Oral Mastery, he will get and can have any woman he wants. Im dripping wet just talking about him and that 360 Clit Lick i keep hearing about from your roommate and your friends.

by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

ultra masker

This person wears Covid-19 mask while driving alone in their car. An ultra masker will also wear a mask while walking alone on the sidewalk, riding a bicycle, jogging or going on long nature hikes. An ultra masker will do all these things either before or after they have been fully vaccinated.

I was stuck in traffic on 285 yesterday and saw an ultra masker alone in her car jamming to Snoop Dogg.

by Cement Kite May 26, 2021

Prairie-Masker

A Prairie-Masker is when a girl gives a blowjob while she has an Alka-seltzer tablet and some water in her mouth.

The definition was coined abord U.S Naval submarines, named after the Prairie-Masker anti-sonar detection device employed by submarines. The Prairie-Masker anti-sonar system works, in a nutshell, by creating a barrier of bubbles around the ship thus reducing noise and detection by hostile sonar devices.

Jake: "Hey Greg, how was shore leave?"

Greg: "Not bad, I got a local girl to give me a Prairie-masker."

by Waine Ker December 24, 2012

Maskerbator

An individual devoid of reason and logic that tries to shame rational people into wearing a useless paper mask,especially in outdoor environments.

“Hey,let’s go give that jogger a hard time because he’s not wearing a mask outside”
“Go to Hell Karen....you’ve become nothing but a useless Maskerbator“.

by Skydash February 8, 2021

maskerbater

A mask wearer who derives pleasure from...
1. Wearing masks in stupid places (ie: their car, shower, or bed.
2. "Enforcing" mask wearing by yelling at others to put their masks on.

Karen is such a maskerbater. She just peered over and yelled, "Hey! Stop being a murderer. Put your mask on!" - I was pooping in a stall.

by MBWDT July 25, 2020