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a shortened version of massive.
1. don't go in the bathroom i just layed a masser.

2. you see her ass? that thing was a masser.

3. i wanted a miada but a got a crown vic. i hate this fuckin masser.
masser by James Rich August 31, 2006
Words you can keep

George Masser

The sister fister
The once successful founder of Masser Productions, turned incest advocate.

Last known hobbies were: rape, incest, involuntary wanking, horny impulses.

Commonly associated with Jeffery Epstein, Bill Cosby, Barny Bear
Don't get too close to that house, George Masser lives there!
George Masser by smalldickfin January 6, 2022

Master of deception 

on-point description of junior Grimes

What Junior Grimes is, (old J)

For none even close than mistah J at deceiving and he’s VERY GOOD at it since he’s able to blend in and stand out simultaneously. J is the master of deception after all, he could be your friend and your worst enemy altogether and you’d never even know nor suspect it
J is the master of deception, anyone who claims otherwise or to be the master of deception is deluded or mistaken

Master of deception is someone who’s able to appear as an ally when in reality is plotting your downfall and to overthrow order and your entirety

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Junior IS the master of deception

Maskerbating 

Wearing a mask while completely alone
Before I even realized it, I was maskerbating in my car yesterday!
Maskerbating by Photoist July 28, 2020

Zhut Master 

One of the sweetest members of society who is often getting high and smoking in his house, turning it into a hot box..
"See that guy over there?"
"Yeah?"
"That's Zhut Master T****"
Zhut Master by Zhut Zhut March 21, 2017

Master Ricky 

The sexiest, hottest, most attractive, most intelligent, and most brilliant living being of all time. He is everyone's Master.
Look at how sexy and hot Master Ricky is!
Master Ricky by JTS2 June 8, 2019

Master player 

Holds, caresses and makes love to his guitar. Can play it with eyes closed, backwards and upside down. Plays woman just like his guitar. Strings them along like a beautiful song. That master musician is a real Lee Ferrington, makes that guitar scream.
Lee Ferrington is a great musician, a master player.
Master player by sthrngrc February 10, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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