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Massbergers 

The affliction of an individual who is too East-coast to effectively relate to anybody.
"Hey Kid, you invite Billy to the party"
"Nah Kid he never shuts up about Dunkies. He has total Massbergers"
Massbergers by DunkiesRunKid July 23, 2017
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text massege 

A text message that is sent to multibulls, lots of people, a bunch of folks you know, everyone at a party, etc. Gets the job done with minimal fuckin' around on the phone.
Hawk: "Yo, get your fuckin' shit together and booze"
Slayerson: "Alright, what's the deal man? Getting some bulls around?"
Hawk: "Hold up, I'ma send out a text massege"
Slayerson: "Best get some pussy over here too..."
Hawk: "Obviously"
text massege by Slayerson May 22, 2010

Alex Masserey

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS
ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey
Alex Masserey by Gera<3 June 5, 2022
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026