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Massagonist 

Someone who asks for massages from all their lovers, but never returns them.
Men are massagonists.
Massagonist by Dazi369 October 8, 2011
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Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.
A hard core playa is often a massaginist.
Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

massaginistic 

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.
Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.
massaginistic by prollygon January 30, 2012

massagonistic 

To be very good at giving massages to Ashley Jensen $:
Billy is very massagonistic!
massagonistic by freeb January 13, 2013

Mantagonist 

A man that is the antagonist of any situation.
Mike, stop being such a mantagonist.
Mantagonist by Dead Crow October 27, 2009

massagynist 

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.
Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!
massagynist by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Massagenistic 

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.
When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.
Massagenistic by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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