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massagynist 

A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.
Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!
massagynist by QuacksO December 24, 2022
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mansogynist 

A mansogynist is a woman who deeply hates men. This is the female counterpart to the misogynist, a man who deeply hates women. Like the misogynist, a mansogynist harbors murderous rage, which when acted out results in criminal acts such as stalking, harassment, and violence.
Wow Dave, you should stay away from Carol; she's a mansogynist. She stalked her last four boyfriends!
mansogynist by Murray Rothbard December 9, 2006

Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.
A hard core playa is often a massaginist.
Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

massaginistic 

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.
Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.
massaginistic by prollygon January 30, 2012

Massagonist 

Someone who asks for massages from all their lovers, but never returns them.
Men are massagonists.
Massagonist by Dazi369 October 8, 2011

Mansogynist 

As no word exists for Men who believe in equal rights for men, Mansogynist was created tongue in cheek as all words used to describe Men for Men Rights hold negative connotations.

Loosely taken from the word Misogynist but used not as a negative but a positive to describe Men who believe other Men deserve and don't receive fair treatment in the Courts and Society today.

A man who believes in and stands up for Men's rights when it comes to equality in day to day life and advocates fairness in the courts where, child custody, child support, vagina-mony and other areas where men get taken advantage of by women.

The Male counter part to a Feminist.
If you a man and you believe that women and men should have equal rights, you are a Mansogynist. Also if you advocate equal and fair treatment of Fathers/Husbands/Men in general and in the courts, you are a Mansogynist. There's nothing "sexist/misogynistic/chauvinistic" about it.
Mansogynist by Deaton Brown October 17, 2006

missogynist

One who hates single women only
He's very selective in his misogynia sic; he only hates single women. He's missogynist.
missogynist by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019
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