massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

massaginistic by prollygon January 30, 2012

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Massaginist

A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.

A hard core playa is often a massaginist.

Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017

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massagonistic

To be very good at giving massages to Ashley Jensen $:

Billy is very massagonistic!

massagonistic by freeb January 13, 2013

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Massagenistic

When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.

When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.

Massagenistic by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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