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Massaginist

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A person who must stroke their own.. 'ego' because of how they treat woman.. Or alternatively, those of the opposite gender they identify with and or they falsely believe they are better than.
A hard core playa is often a massaginist.
Massaginist by Civildk November 19, 2017
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massaginistic 

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A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.
Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.
massaginistic by prollygon January 30, 2012

Massagonist 

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Someone who asks for massages from all their lovers, but never returns them.
Men are massagonists.
Massagonist by Dazi369 October 8, 2011

massagonistic 

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To be very good at giving massages to Ashley Jensen $:
Billy is very massagonistic!
massagonistic by freeb January 13, 2013

misaginist 

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a person who hates, dislikes, mistrusts, or mistreats men.
She is a feminist and a misaginist.
misaginist by Greevous October 14, 2019

massagynist 

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A dude who refuses to give women soothing rub-downs and/or insists on receiving said "luxury of da hands" treatments only from fellow males.
Being allowed to administer an all-over body-rub to a lady --- and being given one in return from her --- is basically da ultimate pleasure to da vast majority of guys... massagynists don't know what they're missing!
massagynist by QuacksO December 24, 2022

Massagenistic 

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When your massage therapist hits that magical spot giving you that special spine tingling feeling.
When your tongue hit my wenis it felt massagenistic.
Massagenistic by TimmerOU812 June 29, 2023
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