prollygon's definitions

HONYwashing

When a politician strategically responds to a Humans of New York post in order to cover up for the bad things they've done. Similar to pinkwashing or whitewashing but instead using HONY (Humans of New York) to achieve a certain end.

Hillary Clinton demonstrated HONYwashing during her run for 2016 presidency when she responds to a HONY about a gay child fearing for his future. Many people praised her reaching comment, effectively erasing her 2004 statement that marriage is between a man and a woman.

by prollygon October 21, 2015

capslockalypse

Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.

Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.

by prollygon July 7, 2011

cilantrotypical

An adjective used to describe individuals who enjoy the taste of cilantro. Non-cilantrotypical people taste soap (or some other unpleasant taste) instead of the normal cilantro flavor. Being cilantrotypical is a type of gastronomical privilege. Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not like cilantro.

Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not enjoy bucket loads of cilantro in their Asian soups and burritos.

by prollygon September 6, 2015

butt dressed

As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.

Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.

by prollygon May 12, 2011

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012

cilantrotypical

Adjective. Like neurotypical, but with cilantro. Cilantrotypical means that the person in question tastes cilantro as "fresh" instead of soap-like. Cilantrotypical people have a hard time imagining how anyone could dislike cilantro.

Being cilantrotypical is a form of gastronomical privilege. A small percentage of the population is genetically predisposed to taste cilantro differently, and it tastes awful for us.

by prollygon September 9, 2015

unf unf unf

The universal noise of fucking.

Claire: I've been here the whole time.
Claire: unf unf unf

by prollygon August 22, 2011