Urban Dictionary: Definitions by prollygon

massaginistic

A bigot who's actually not bad with his hands.

Betsy: God, John's such a chauvinistic pig!
Carly: Yeah, but you gotta admit, he gives a killer back rub.
Betsy: Yeah, he's real massaginistic.

by prollygon January 30, 2012

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capslockalypse

Talking in all caps lock or an extended period of time, without interruption.

Alternate spelling of capslocalypse.

Sandra: I WANT YOU TO TAKE IT
Sandra: TAKE IT
Sandra: YOURE GONNA HAVE TO ROLL YOUR SLEEVES UP
Eddie: I'm 12 years old, what is this?
Adam: A capslockalypse.

by prollygon July 7, 2011

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butt dressed

As opposed to "butt naked," it's when someone is SO dressed. Dressed, up to their BUTT.

Mariya: Jacob and I touched tonight ... and he was BUTT, BUTT, BUTT DRESSED.

by prollygon May 12, 2011

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An adjective used to describe individuals who enjoy the taste of cilantro. Non-cilantrotypical people taste soap (or some other unpleasant taste) instead of the normal cilantro flavor. Being cilantrotypical is a type of gastronomical privilege. Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not like cilantro.

Cilantrotypical people do not understand why 10% of the population does not enjoy bucket loads of cilantro in their Asian soups and burritos.

by prollygon September 6, 2015

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cilantrotypical

Adjective. Like neurotypical, but with cilantro. Cilantrotypical means that the person in question tastes cilantro as "fresh" instead of soap-like. Cilantrotypical people have a hard time imagining how anyone could dislike cilantro.

Being cilantrotypical is a form of gastronomical privilege. A small percentage of the population is genetically predisposed to taste cilantro differently, and it tastes awful for us.

by prollygon September 9, 2015

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