Maschism

to mash the bass and mash the tories

i really like doing maschism.

by fee to pay October 9, 2023

Suicidal Masochism

When the sexual enjoyment derived from one's own pain/humiliation clashes with their want to end their own life. It usually forms into wanting someone to hurt them to the point of fatality, masking it in a sexual light.

Her: "I want you to choke me."
Him: "Okay."
Her, later: "Oh my god, please step on me."
Him: "Okay...?"
Her, even later: "Step on me and just crush my spine, dude!"
Him: "I'm mildly uncomfortable now. You're bordering on suicidal masochism."

by Ac11037 November 27, 2020

workplace masochism

When you choose to nearly work yourself to death, citing heavy job responsibility as the reason you have no life beyond your work.

Immediately following getting sober, I indulged in about five years of dedicated workplace masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

garage sale masochism

A savagely uncontrollable addiction to garage sales that can lead to self-destruction.

He compulsively loaded up the car with so much shit that he couldn’t see out to drive, thanks to his garage sale masochism.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

bicycle masochism

Self-punishment by bicycle, where you ride until you are nearly dead.

He had an extreme form of bicycle masochism whereas the circumference of his calves matched that of his head.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 9, 2019

thrift shop masochism

An insatiable need to go into every thrift store you see and buy something uniquely hideous no matter how badly you wish you could just keep going.

My thrift shop masochism has intensified beyond a manageable stage since I saw Macklemore and Ryan Lewis’ video masterpiece.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 11, 2019

Oozin' machismo

Acting excessively hyper-masculine, derived from the way that bull Elephants secrete a thick smelly liquid(or machismo) when they undergo "Musth" (or Elephant-anarchy) and berzerker-rage on anything that moves including other Elephants,Rhinos and Humans.
Meant to be used in a mocking context.

Person 1: Check out that guy with the Skoal wife-beater, puffin' his chest out and trying to look tough.
Person 2: Oozin' machismo.
Both People: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1

by Sidewaysusa February 21, 2009