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Shortened Version Of My Sack,Used In Reference To Having A Small Ballsack.
Kärra:"Hey Josh, Whats Up?"
Josh:"Hey Kärra, I Had So Much Poontang Over Spring Break Ive Got Masac"
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Malachai (Kai) Parker

He’s an insanely hot sociopathic heretic that I’m madly in love with.
“Who names a kid Malachai? It’s like they expected me to be evil.” -Malachai (Kai) Parker
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sopa de macaco 

Monkey soup. A very exotic dish from Brazil. A Portuguese expression associated with a Facebook post by Brazilian resident Bettynho Zigindum, in which he is shown eating monkey soup. He mentions that his mother-in-law prepared him monkey soup and proceds to display several pictures where a monkey is shown skinless and torn to pieces before being cooked into a soup.
Sopa de macaco, uma delicia...
sopa de macaco by Uncle Amazon March 2, 2020

masacuata 

In central american countries the word masacuata is used for an anaconda or a very large snake.

It is also used in a vulgar way to describe someone's penis.
We caught a masacuata by the jungle it measured about 18 ft long.

Mamame la masacuata.

Quieres que te meta la masacuata?
masacuata by el masacuatudo March 28, 2010

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

Madachole 

how you say "Motherfucker" in Panjabi. pronounced: Mah-Dah-Chowl.
Andy: Hey Bossman, you need me to work today?
Bossman: No Madachole, take the day off
Andy: Thanks Madachole, see ya later!
Bossman: Bye
Madachole by Ya Boy Trax August 2, 2010

Malachite 

Lyric from Green Day's song "2000 Light Years Away"

Malachite is a green gemstone, and Billie Joe's eyes are green. What he means is that this girl can stare deeply into his green eyes, and fall in love with him.
She holds my malachite so tight, so never let go
Malachite by misSxWartooth July 6, 2010
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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