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Malachite 

She holds my malachite
so tight so never let go
'Cause she's 2000 light years away

~2000 Light Years Away, by Green Day
Malachite by DanZie Boy April 27, 2006

Malachite 

This describes someone who is Just a asshole times 3 they are just toxic and a total nightmare to be around
Dude you are such a malachite
Malachite by Dr.T_fame February 19, 2019

metal malachite

An upcoming Pokémon game that you should play….. when it comes out.

Malachi Crunch

1. Demolition Derby maneuver in which two contestants working in tandem crash into an opponent simultaneously from opposite sides, thereby creating the effect of a trash compactor. Coined in an episode of Happy Days, when the Malachi Brothers execute this maneuver on Pinky Tuscadero's car at the climax of the demolition derby. Pinky survived.

2. Any wanton attack that involves a two-pronged blitzkrieg by equal forces, converging on an incapacitated target.

3. Lascivious maneuver in which a female with ample bosom attacks a passed-out concert-goer with said bosoms, placed on either side of said concert-goers head, and subsequently crushing that head.
"Jen gave John a Malachi Crunch after he passed out in his seat at the Rush concert."
Malachi Crunch by JizzleDizzle September 16, 2007

malachichi 

an african american man who likes to put on tights and role play as anime characters
malachichi out
malachichi by kakashiiam October 15, 2019
Malachi, too many words to describe him. A truly humorous person that is sure to make you laugh. Has the nicest smile ever and is loyal. Somewhat a nerd, which makes him even better in my book! Trustworthy and honest. Usually shy and quiet at first but once you get to know him he is a good person. A great hugger (and trust me, im not lying). Even though he may not look like it, he is pretty athletic. You can always count on him. His self esteem is not so prestigious but he doesn't realize how special and how good he is. He will always find a way to make you smile, even when your down deep in the dumps. If you ever find yourself with a Malachi, you're quite lucky, because He is the definition of perfect friend. Period. :)
Person 1: "wow Malachi is the best!"
Person 2: "How"
Person 1: "Looking at him says it all"
Malachi by DaBeast352 July 9, 2019