Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR 

Strong Bad's computer's dating game where characters can only say DUH!, BUH!, and FUH!.

Experience Homestar and Marzipan on a date without the LURKING HORRORS of thier real dates!

Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Extra Real Dating Sim XR by H*R Fan August 19, 2003

Marzipan 

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.

The chocolate covered marzipan is fucking incredible.
The ballerina playing Marzipan was pretty.
"I didn't want to kill my pumpkin, so I left it on the vine. I even wrote a song about it: I left it on the vine, I left it on the vine..."

Marzipan by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Marzipan 

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series "Homestar Runner" who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.

1. Marzipans are yummy.
2. Marzipan is a pretty vegetarian girl who likes to play the guitar.

Marzipan by Josh Tejada December 17, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.

Marzipan by Chris M July 23, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.

Marzipan by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Marzipanned 

Marzipan is a confection consisting primarily of sugar and almond meal. It's origins date back to Germany. Some marzipans (especially ones manufactured in Persia) include a rose water flavor. Marzipan is delicious and the sweetest confectionary available. Some are coated in chocolate but they are delectable when eaten alone too.

To say you are marzipanned denotes you are experiencing a state of bliss, incredibleness, sweetness, awesomeness etc. It is a state of complete euphoria. most amazing feeling

rosy, im completely marzipanned at this moment.

aishhhhhh... i've been marzipanned big time.

Marzipanned by chipmunkfacedpiklette June 17, 2010

marzipanic

The level of anxiety you face when there is one piece of marzipan left, but it's your fault for eating it all in the first place.

I bought a box of marzipan this afternoon and told myself to make it last until Christmas, but all I have now is one piece and lots of marzipanic.

marzipanic by Jenszi November 21, 2011