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A trick played on a fellow athlete where the open hand smacks the target's testicles with the knuckles in a sharp, wrist flicking motion.
"Dude, I sack tapped Brandon, and now he has the whole team trying to sack tap me"
by Chris M July 07, 2004

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Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.
"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.
by Chris M July 23, 2003

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Internet spelling of the commonly used slang "bitch".

Started by a group of electronic artists in the Northeast. They organized gatherings called "BitShift", and discovered common mistakes in pronunciation.
That problem was a bitsh.

omfg stfu bitsh
by Chris M November 04, 2003

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When a person farts on the mentially disabled.
Yea that bus driver was tardfartin the day before christmas break, he called it a: "secrect guilty suprize" for the tards parents.
by Chris M March 09, 2005

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a nasty botch,butch,mountaineer(times 4)
Your sister is megalimanical.
by Chris M April 13, 2004

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after you give ur mate a abraham lincoln u turn them around n shoot them in the back of the head with semen
uhh when u turn your mate around n shoot them in the head with semen just like john wilks booth did to abraham lincoln
by Chris M March 11, 2005

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One who is insane, acts like a beast, wears the same gear everyday, is afraid of water, smells like hell, doesnt shower, has a huge mulllet, lives to bash skulls, and loves the cock. Also see white trash
Holy Shit that Towey is haggard and he smells like hell!
by Chris M March 17, 2004

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