marsipans

orla is my 1# bff and like playing warrior cats ULTIMATE EDITION💪💪 and like red velvet cookie …

“hey marsipans do you know red vel-“
“WHERE”

by sumireslover October 16, 2021

Marzipan

a) a confection made from almonds and sugar, used in baking or shaped, good dusted with cocoa
b) a fairylike character from the Nutcracker Suite
c) Homestar Runner's tofu-eating, overbearing, folk guitar-playing, houseplant-resurrecting girlfriend who resembles an elongated pink nipple in a bell-shaped purple skirt, topped by an "I Dream of Jeannie" ponytail.

The chocolate covered marzipan is fucking incredible.
The ballerina playing Marzipan was pretty.
"I didn't want to kill my pumpkin, so I left it on the vine. I even wrote a song about it: I left it on the vine, I left it on the vine..."

by no-one of consequence November 12, 2003

Wal-Martians

The weird, and mostly hideous, people you only see in Walmart. Mostly fat rednecks or very old people. The enigma of Wal-Martians is that, no matter how long you've lived in your town/area and no matter how long you search there, you will only find them in your local Walmart.

These Wal-Martians are freaks! I never see them anywhere else!

by TheFiend138 July 24, 2015

marsiana

Marsiana is pretty and nice sometimes she can be mean it just her self , she care gives help other people like to laugh a lot sometimes she can't stop laughing she sometimes act retarded but it being her self she such a bad ass was the one special boy be hook on to her , and her simile will blow her mind, yea that marsiana

Marsiana is pretty.

by Thatkiddoprettyfine12 June 18, 2018

marsifan

Name for a fan of the TV show Veronica Mars, believed to have originated on the Television Without Pity forums for the show during a post in a thread titled "You Know You're Obsessed With Veronica Mars When..."

"they won't come out tuesday nights because they're marsifans"

by marsifan February 3, 2005

Marzipan

1. A sweet confection that mostly comes with cakes and other such pastries, made of almonds, egg whites, sugar and sometimes chocolate, often molded into decorative shapes.
2. A standalone female character of the animated series "Homestar Runner" who resembles a finger with a face painted on it, or an earthworm with a blonde ponytail.

1. Marzipans are yummy.
2. Marzipan is a pretty vegetarian girl who likes to play the guitar.

by Josh Tejada December 17, 2003

Marzipan

Homestar's fiercely indepent and slightly overbearing girlfriend. She qualifies as 'pretty' in Homestar's country., and she likes animals, especially cats and dogs, but it makes her sad when cats and dogs are in the same room together. She has a guitar called Carol, which she plays without her hands, since she has none. She resembles a bell or a mop.

"Marzipan, I don't think anyone's coming to your party..." Homestar.

by Chris M July 23, 2003