Definitions by Upsilon

happypotamus

Word for which there was previously no definition on this site. (This has has now been rectified.)

'Happypotamus' is not a legitimate word.

happypotamus by Upsilon January 11, 2004

Coach Z 

A chart-topping-rapper-come-American-Pastimes-coach. Has a strange, strange accent and a strange face. And "clown feet".

Coach Z's been drinking Listerine!

Coach Z by Upsilon July 19, 2003

bubs

Inventor of the ketchup bomb. Has all types of crazy crap at his concession stand.

No, I'm standing next to Bubs! you get to stand next to Strong Bad.

bubs by Upsilon July 19, 2003

pom pom 

Slick, smooth-talking (albeit only in "bubble"s), streetsmart rubbery chap. The only resident of Freetown, U.S.A., with any sense, apart, of course, from The Cheat.

Pom Pom is the best Pom.

pom pom by Upsilon July 19, 2003

King of Town 

Alleged King of Freetown, USA. Employs a poopsmith for reasons best known to himself. Eats only the most fattening of meat by-products.

The King of Town has never said anything funny.

King of Town by Upsilon July 19, 2003

The Cheat 

A strange creature, probably from space. More popular than Strong Bad, though he won't admit it. Makes awesome music videos. Not to be confused with The Sneak.

Hey, The Cheat, have a trophy.

The Cheat by Upsilon July 19, 2003

Marzipan 

Homestar's hippie girlfriend. Has not the intelligence to distinguish between Homestar and a crude model of him made of tofu.

Marzipan's head is more like a baseball bat.

Marzipan by Upsilon July 19, 2003