Crazy Old Maurice
Crazy Old Maurice by ressecup April 24, 2009
Related Words
Marurice • Maurice • martrice • Maurice Clarett • Mauriced • Maurice Richard • Maqurice • marrice • Maurice + Kamillah • mauricea
Maurice
Maurice a.k.a. Mo/Moe, is a real man and a boss among bosses!
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Usually a man of few words, when Maurice speaks, people listen, and things get DONE!
Maurice's are protective of friends and family, hard workers and natural born leaders.
Maurice will usually avoid drama, but will not easily back down from a challenge.
Maurice can be a big flirt, so he has a lot of female friends. Maurices usually have a beautiful but crazy wife so they avoid flirting to aviod any female getting harmed.
Maurice by Smarty 2017 March 14, 2017
Martrice
She Can Be The Most Amazing Girl You Ever Meet , Hides A Lot Of Her Pain By Laughter And Being Funny. When She Loves Someone She Really Loves Hard. If She's About You It's Only You And No One Can Stop Or Sperate That From Her. She Has A Great Personality Very Upbeat , Athletic ,Great Cook , Great With Kids And Is All Around A Fantastic Person. But Take That As A Weakness She Is Very Strong And Not Scared To Show Shes Boss .
Martrice by Juicy Kidd January 7, 2017
maurice jones-drew
At 5'7" 212 lbs, the halfback Maurice Jones-Drew has become widely accepted as one of the best 2nd round picks of the 2006 NFL Draft. Currently playing for the JAX Jaguars, MDJ ran for 13 touchdowns and 941 yards off 166 carries, at an average of 5.7 yards per carry in his rookie season, despite only starting one game, playing the rest behind Fred Taylor. He also got 436 yards receiving, including 2 receiving TD's. He returned 31 kicks at an average of 27.7, with one touchdown.
Maurice Jones-Drew is too small to have an impact at HB in the NFL...it worked at college but- oh crap he's great i'd best shut up
maurice jones-drew by Jonny.07 January 17, 2007
Mauriced
When someone tells you they need to say something important but then they just send you a picture of Maurice from the Madagascar franchise
Betty: Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini
Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED
Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED
Mauriced by mauricelover6969 February 23, 2021
dirty maurice
A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.
dirty maurice by Online Guru June 8, 2020
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