"So I kick open the door to the locker room and Fred's bent over in front of his locker, and I'm seeing his starfish and clock weights. My retinas are burning."

clock weights by Crawlover July 3, 2004

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Banging the weights

Exactly like "hogging" or hooking up with a fat chick. My brother always hooks up with bigger girls after a few beers. He said he was going to bang the weights, so I assumed it was slang for chasing chubbies.

How'd your night go?
It was rough, ended up banging the weights.

Banging the weights by Sir Pukesalot March 5, 2011

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paper weights

A slang term for bras knuckles

Yes, Id like to buy a pair of paper weights

paper weights by Drifter4 January 15, 2008

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Touch weights

To lift weights to increase strength.

"In order to compete with other centers in the Western Conference like Yao Ming and Tim Duncan, I have to touch weights." - Andrew Bynum, center for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Touch weights by Brad Helms February 2, 2009

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Crush Weights

To bench press a heavy amount at the gym.

Man, I can't wait to go to the gym later and crush weights

Crush Weights by Jan Mass January 13, 2008

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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